You Know What They Say About Men Who Wear Size 13 Shoes…


            They have really long arms…
                                                  and very long torsos…
                                                                             and super long legs…
                                                                                                    
You know what else they should say? That these men eat like a wild herd of teenage boys eternally high on appetite inducers. At least my tall man eats that much…Yep, Jacob feeds like a newborn. Stop being so dirty-minded, my Wicked Luvs; I’m just saying that he needs to eat every few hours. And if you don’t put something in his mouth, he gets cranky.

Left to his own devices, my he will would finish a gallon of milk, one third of a bag of bread, and more meat than I can eat in three days… he can ingest all this in one day. Also, he needs snacks between meals. His favorite snack is cottage cheese. Nope, he doesn’t need anything with it. He gobbles half a quart of cottage cheese… with a spoon… or adds water to it and drinks it straight from the jar.

The idea of drinking cottage cheese makes my belly bubble retching songs. Don’t get me wrong, I can eat five mangoes on one sitting, but my tummy can’t handle meats, cheeses, rich sauces and I’m glad; for the alternative would probably make me burst

So… to the sweet lady who emailed me to ask if I wouldn’t mind sharing some details about Jacob’s diet, in order for her to cook it for her husband, well… there you have it. If you feed any human being the selection (and amount) of food Jacob eats, you’d probably kill the poor fellow; unless the individual in question has the metabolism of a six feet and six inches green-eyed hummingbird.

About Jacob’s workout routine… well, he does a lot of physical work around the house. I help him by physically working him quite a bit, too. And as you can see, all that hot physicality works like a charm.
 Jacob McClellan by Sam Gold

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40 comments:

  1. Gah!!!!!....*choking on my own wicked thoughts* :P XXX

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    1. Let them out, let them out, Gina luv. I always do and it feels way better ;-)

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  2. Oh my. Are you getting dirtier and dirtier, or is it just me imagining..? :)
    The fact that a woman writes you to find out what you feed your man 8to get him looking like that) is just hilarious to me! I know all about the eating habits of tall men (though that time is over).
    But I combine both your diets, gladly. I gorge on dairy products, meat and fruit. But I also love starch in all shapes and sizes. Actually, I'm an exclude nothing kinda girl.

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    1. Hm... me "getting dirtier and dirtier" I don't think it's possible, but maybe.

      Oh, you would be amazed to read the things people write me about. It is one of the reasons I always check out my spam folder--some emails are quite interesting ;-)

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  3. So nice to be young, with a young mans' metabolism!

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    1. My metabolism has never been like Jacob's. Not even when I was 15-years-old. I'm pretty sure his an alien lol

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  4. ... oh... oh... myyyyyyyyyyyyy...
    Goodness.

    I just had to comment, despite having absolutely nothing useful to say. :P

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    1. I think you've said quite a bit, dear Eala. "Goodness" indeed ;-)

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  5. Well, I guess he's just lucky. (And YOU are lucky. ^^ )

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    1. And we get luckier because we get to get lucky together ;-)

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  6. The only thing I will comment on here is I think adding water to cottage cheese and drinking it is absolutely yucky!

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    1. Oh Robin, how right you are. I have no idea how he does it. Writing this, and thinking about those chunks of cheese and liquid going down my throat... yuck!

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  7. I can't stop smiling! I am keeping my comments to myself! LOL!

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    1. But do share. Haven't you watched Like Water for Chocolate? Certain thoughts heat up inside of a body and the flesh can catch fire ;-)

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  8. Jeesh - a picture of that gorgeous man and the visual that came with your last very naughty comment and all I can think about is drinking cottage cheese ... ewww :D

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    1. Drinking cottage cheese will become the next proverbial cold shower lol

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  9. Not every girl will dare to post such pics of her man :) I'm also very happy with my husband's looks!
    - Enjoy your man's personality - yes, here it is!
    Have a great day, Magaly!

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    1. Oh wow..Cheburashka in your house now! Hehe, this is what our blogging does, we share things and become more united ~ at least I want to think so.

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    2. Jacob and I are very similar in the fact that we aren't shy. And I've always said that beauty should be shared. It usually makes people smile ;-)

      And yes, Cheburashka is my house, indeed. She is bright and makes me giggle!

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    3. well, why not to share beauty within us or outside.
      I hope to finish Cheburashka soon, and cam't wait to show him to you!

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    4. Yay! Can't wait to see him ;-)

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  10. Yes you are!! Ha!!
    And Jacob looks...ummmm...healthy!!! Ha!
    Hugging you both
    SUeAnn

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    1. And he makes me feel health, too. Life tends to work in ways that aren't all that mysterious after all lol

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  11. Ewwww, all that and the image I want a brain scrubber for is Jacob drinking watered down cottage cheese. I love cottage cheese, but ewwwww! But between the 2 of you, you probably have a well balanced shopping cart. How can you tell if a mango is ripe?

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    1. It is quite disgusting. Sometimes I watch him and shake my head, he just grins at me because he knows what's going through my mind (usually because I'm telling him exactly what's going through my mind lol).

      There are different degrees of ripeness. If you like them sweet, but still somewhat hard, you want to smell around the stem--the ripe one will have a strong scent. If you like them on the soft side, touch them (without bruising the flesh) just like a peach, if it's ripe it will give a bit.

      I happen to like mango in all it's delicious stages. If it's totally green I will eat it with lime, olive oil and salt, or as is. And if they are ripe all I need is teeth... and a bunch of napkins ;-)

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    2. honestly, I've only had them canned. are you supposed to eat the peel?

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    3. Canned mangoes? Ewwww!

      I eat the peel of certain mangoes, but most people don't. Just peel them from stem to tip before eating them. You know what? I will buy a few different kinds of mangoes and have a mango-eating tutorial. I've got a few emails from people who have AlmaMia asking the same questions. It should be fun, give me some time to find some good specimens ;-)

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    4. That would be wonderful! It's hard to try a new food when you don't know how to eat it. Talk about feeling like an idiot! lol

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  12. I just spit coffee all over my monitor, you wicked wicked witch! Ha ha ha.

    Also, I can get behind cottage cheese in any form. Even the watered down drinkable one. That stuff is delicious!! But then again, so are mangoes. In any stage of ripeness. I think if I were to visit, I'd never have to worry about finding something to snack on. I'd ask however, that you try - just an eensy weensy bit- to keep my coffee in my mouth! ;-)

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    1. Sorry about the coffee mishap lol

      And I agree with you, cottage cheese is indeed delicious. I love mango with cottage cheese, and bacon, and crushed nuts... yum!

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  13. You know what's funny? My 5'11" love eats about the same amount of foods. I don't know how they do it.

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    1. They probably have little villages growing inside their bellies ;-)

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  14. Dr. Mercola talks about Nutritional Typing. He explains that there are people who operate best on a high protein diet, people who operate best on a carbohydrate diet, and yet others who require a balanced mix of both.

    From what you describe, it seems that Jacob is a protein type and you are a carbohydrate type.

    I love fruits and vegetables but I require more protein every day to feel optimal.

    I've heard that the Nutritial type diet is derived from the metabolic diet. It also appears that Jacob has a very high metabolism which helps to keep him slim.

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    1. I agree, I'm pretty sure that typing has a lot to do with it. I'm of the mango type, Jacob is of the drinking cottage cheese type, you are of the mango and cottage cheese type ;-)

      Now I want mango...

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  15. WOW! I thought Rahim ate much. He has really ease on his eating habits an in that he has lost weight. But still built muscler with him assembling dishwashers. But he still wants to work out. Trying to get him to eat healthy snacks is like pulling teeth. :)

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    1. Well thank goodness they work with their hands, so that they can burn it off. If not, we would be losing them to coronary artery disease. So not sexy ;-(

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  16. I am laughing my ass off at that last bit. :P Originally, when you started the post, I was like, "Well Mouth wears a size 15 and is only 5 foot 10, and Mouse just got into a 13 a month ago and is well on his way to being a size 15 and way taller than his brother.....". Both of them eat like a couple of wild animals or work horses, and I have a really hard time keeping up.

    And then I saw that last bit...........and my brain exploded. LOL

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    1. Brain explosions are always a good sign... in this case lol

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  17. Oh honey, what an appetite (of many sorts) ;-) Well may I say that diet is working wonders for your sexy man, and yes...I did equate the size 13 shoe to a large penis. Well you know, being a red blooded witchy woman and all. Isn't it only natural? Here's to great minds and dirty thoughts, my beautiful friend and fellow wicked sister. Mina

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    1. To great minds and dirty thoughts, and even greater appetites ;-)

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