You already know that I have the sense of humor of an eight-year-old boy high on sugar. So yes, I picked this short story collection—a Smashword freebie—because the title made me roar. Then I read it, and was surprised in the best of ways. Santa’s Ninja Elves is seriously funny. I enjoyed Lizzy Ford’s quirky, sweet and mildly broody characters. Her elves are assassins, Mrs. Claus used to be a fortune teller in a past life, and the ninjas get to blow things up with cinna-bombs. The holiday fierce is on, my Wicked Luvs, and it’s sugar-loaded to the pointy ears.
Speaking of funny labels… Smell My Nuts, a 13 oz Mason jar candle, left me choking on hysterical laughter. Oh, and the same company also makes Hot Buns and Nice Melons!
And I shared this one on Facebook, but in case you don’t swing that way, here is Grumpy Cat refusing to be fingered by an old guy in a pink dress ;-)
If you have a chance, go ahead and download Santa’s Ninja Elves. It’s free and totally funny.