|Ken (or indistinguishable prince) in drag.|
The picture of the Special Edition Cross-Dressed Prince (courtesy of my Piano Man and the Princess) has nothing to do with this post. I just thought a bicycle helmet, two swords, a purse and Cinderella’s dress on a prince, would make anyone giggle. It made me roar.
Now to the deliciously grim bits! My Piano Man and I walked to a tiny graveyard about a mile from our home. He went for a run afterwards, leaving me alone to stroll among the dead. Fine, so I didn’t actually stroll among the dead; I kind of stared at a couple of graves through the chained iron fence you see in this picture.
This was supposed to be a grand post. Earlier this week, someone emailed me to say that the little graveyard was full of herbs that needed cataloging. I went to check things out, and found that it was bare. As you can see, someone must have sprayed herb be gone, plowed the soil or something.
But it was a good walk, and the graveyard looks amazingly creepy between the trees, don’t you think? I took this picture from the running trail.
I walked the trails for thirty more minutes, got to my house and walked up and down seven flights of stairs... four times. Then I did crunches until my Piano Man got home, all sexy and sweaty from his run. I tried to jump his bones, but he saved me from myself and sent me off to do my homework.
You see, I... um, must have a nap after getting some... delight. Seriously, I lie around feeling all dreamy and well, dreaming. My Piano Man loves me enough to know that I will be super pissed off at myself if I don’t get my work done. So I get some delight after I’ve been productive and good, like all witchy darlings should. Yes, I get quite grabby after a little workout. I blame it on the moon... and on my Piano Man’s legs, and on his smile, and... yeah, especially on that.
I’m stretching, dancing and doing more crunches tomorrow. I’ve set out three goals for the following three months; moderate, realistic, and fun goals:
1st – 113 crunches in less than 113 seconds
2nd – Climb the steps to our seventh floor apartment, 13 consecutive times without dying
3rd – Dance Saturdays or Sundays, better yet, both days
And as my witchy body heats up with the exercise, I’ll visualize everything negative and unwanted melting away and banishing.
Have you jumped off your broom yet? And how are you counting the days until All Hallow’s Eve?
Day one to Get Off Your Broom, and for The Real Witches of Halloween and The 2011 Countdown to Hallowe’en and yeah, party! Have you visited Danni, Lyn, Serenity and the rest of the witchy partiers yet?