Esmerelda Weatherwax – Guest Post by Diandra

First of all, thanks to Magaly for having me! I’ve really enjoyed “Witches in Fiction” so far, and my head is swelling a tiny bit with pride for being part of it all.
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Once upon a time there was a grumpy elderly witch living in a small hut in the forest, together with her goats and bees and a white cat called You. The people in the village respected and feared this witch, although she had never done any evil to them – although she might have indicated that she might do so, on occasion. Esmerelda Weatherwax, for that was the witch’s name, lived a frugal and peaceful life, sometimes helping other people or saving the world, and she never made a big deal of it. There was no oven in her cottage to roast children and eat them, and young children were never afraid of her, even if she tried.

Her few friends, who were also witches, would sometimes visit her to chat and have a cup of tea. There would be no naked dancing and no elaborate group spells or crystals – at least not if Esme could help it, after all, what was up with all this modern nonsense? – but they would work together if necessary, and the merry Nanny Ogg was not only a fellow witch, but a very dear friend as well.

One day, Esmerelda was attacked by a crazy unicorn, but since there had never been any… uhm, physical romance in her life, she was able to tame it. She also put the Fairy Godmother, who happened to be her sister, in her place, using a little magic and a lot of headology. In Esme’s opinion, magic should only be used once headology cannot help you anymore, and being a witch is not about spelling (neither spells nor words), but about knowing things. She is a healer and a midwife and a really nice person, and she would most likely not approve of me telling you this.

I bet if there were big bad wolves in the forests surrounding Esmerelda’s cottage, they would know better than to come knocking at her door. Even through the pages of a book, she is highly capable of inspiring respect. And as long as there is stuff to do, I doubt she will settle for simply living “happily ever after”. I mean, what would be the point?

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Diandra, the author of Short Stories and Mad Rants, is a “writer, lover, witch” and the sweetest dark-minded friend anyone could ever wish for; “and she would most likely not approve of me telling you this.”

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5 comments:

  1. Thanks Magaly :) for the lovely words, I'm tickled :) I hope to get a few comments to add people to the draw... I'm having lots of fun visiting everyone too! All my giveaways will go until the end of your 'witches in fiction' celebration, so if someone missed out on the earlier posts they have right up until midnight April 30 to post a comment :)

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  2. Terry Pratchett is in my Mind...what a delightful guest post!...Granny’s headology is the best witchy psychology!”

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  3. Diandra, I know I told you this already, but hey I'm repeating it because I can *grin*. I enjoyed how you captured Grannie's voice and essence. This is such a good profile of my favorite witchy character...

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  4. Terry Pratchett is in my Mind...what a delightful guest post!...Granny’s headology is the best witchy psychology!”

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  5. Thanks Magaly :) for the lovely words, I'm tickled :) I hope to get a few comments to add people to the draw... I'm having lots of fun visiting everyone too! All my giveaways will go until the end of your 'witches in fiction' celebration, so if someone missed out on the earlier posts they have right up until midnight April 30 to post a comment :)

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