Pixie

This little pixie went to market,
This little pixie stayed at home,
This little pixie had roast meat,
And this little pixie had none.

And this twisted little pixie, sat alone in his police cell, couldn’t stop giggling hysterically.

Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!

All his older brothers were dead. The eldest was in pies; the next in the cold, damp soil beneath the floorboards. He had tied the twins up... cut parts off one, seasoned the meat with salt and a slow poison, then cooked it and fed it to the other.

Never would he be ‘little piggy’ again.

– John Xero - Xeroverse: 101 and Missing Pieces

20 comments:

  1. This is a very disturbed pixie. I can almost see her malicious little stare, and I can definitely hear the abuse-induce craziness in the psychotic "Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee!"

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  2. That is my kind of pixie!!! The slight curl of smile, the sparkle of vengeful intention in her eyes, and the sweetest voice to lull you into a sense of false security you have ever heard. Oh, I love her!

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  3. hahahaha loving it

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  4. I like this. So funny. :)

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  5. I loved it too. You guys should check out and FOLLOW *cough, cough* John's blog. He has all kinds of goodies. I love his dark touch. Truly, his writing has never disappointed me.

    And Pixie, on my email, the notification for your comment read: "Pixie commented on Pixie, hahahaha loving it!" You have no idea how hard that made me laugh ;-D

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  6. LOL...this is a wonderful little twisted piece!

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  7. Demented Creepy, heh heh heh I LIKE IT!

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  8. and then you wonder why I left you all my creepy blog images
    ; )

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  9. lol, thanks for the bump, Magaly. =D

    Good to see everyone loving the disturbia... ;)

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  10. This is really, really cool.

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  11. A-Hole, I would not expect anything different from you ;-)

    John - The truth is easy to say when is good.

    Diandra - I knew you'd love it! Isn't his writing darkly adorable?

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  12. Vengeful and sweet!! Ain't love grand?! Ha!
    Hugs
    SueAnn

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  13. Nasty (in a creepy cool way), never upset a pixie or piggy, lesson learned ;)
    PS Pleased he's locked up now LOL!

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  14. Ha! You are too funny, Sunshineshelle!

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  15. Nothing like a little violence, eh...

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  16. Judy - You are too funny!

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  17. Nothing like a little violence, eh...

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  18. Ha! You are too funny, Sunshineshelle!

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  19. and then you wonder why I left you all my creepy blog images
    ; )

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  20. Demented Creepy, heh heh heh I LIKE IT!

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