Sh!t Happens by Keitha (FireWind)

This was just too hilarious not to share.
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Dianaic: Shit happens when men are around.

Norse: If shit happens, beat the crap out of it.

Feminist: Get in touch with your inner shit.

Solitary: If shit happens; Duck!
(I don't get this bit of shit, do you?)

Eco-Feminist: We've got to clean up this shit.

Gardenarian: Shit happens in degrees.

Alexandrian: Shit happens because Gardner told us so.

Dabbler: We have ways of making shit happen.

Eclectic: We make our own shit.

Newbie: I don't understand this shit. -OR- I like this shit.

Ceremonial Magician: No-one understands my shit.

Wiccan: You must balance your shit.

Witch: I can use this shit.

Druid: This is old shit.

Greek: Let's drink to this shit.

Reconstructionist: This shit happened before.

Celtic: This shit keeps happening to us.

Modern Western: We'll fight to keep our shit.

Fundamentalist: We know who to blame for this shit.

Priest: This shit happens every year.

Traditionalist: Don't tell anyone about this shit.

Fam-Trad: I inherited this shit.

Visionary: Let's smoke this shit.

Former Catholics: If shit happens, I'm not to blame, I'm not to blame...

Techno-Pagan: This shit always happens when I'm online.




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17 comments:

  1. LMAO!!!!!! That is just too funny!!!
    Thanks so much for the laugh today. =]

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  2. @SpiritWings, that's exactly what I said after I finished reading it.

    @Debra, no shit indeed ;-I loved the "Gardenarian: Shit happens in degrees." too funny.

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  3. Well shit, sure am glad I read this before the shit hits the fan!

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  4. That's some sweet shit. :)

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  5. LOL that was a good thing to start the day with :P Thanks!

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  6. @Wizardess, Ha!

    @Dirgesinger, Glad to bring a bit of brightness to your morning.

    @Diandra, ;-)

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  7. LOL - very good!!!

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  8. I enjoyed the most: the greek of course! and the guilty catholic one. Soo funny!

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  9. Brilliant! (cues Guinness Guys) BRILLIANT!!

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  10. @Lyn, totally funny.

    @GreekWitch, the guilty Catholic made giggle too.

    @Snoozepossum, ha!

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  11. I enjoyed the most: the greek of course! and the guilty catholic one. Soo funny!

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  12. @Wizardess, Ha!

    @Dirgesinger, Glad to bring a bit of brightness to your morning.

    @Diandra, ;-)

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  13. LOL - very good!!!

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  14. LMAO!!!!!! That is just too funny!!!
    Thanks so much for the laugh today. =]

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